The Doom Cookie.

May 16

Natalie Dormer for one of the queens of the world, you guys.

AHHHHHH

Natalie Dormer has a pretty impressive American accent. And guess who has a Detroit channel so I can watch Elementary right now?

Man, children are exhausting.

Man, children are exhausting.

Well, wish me luck for this first day guys.

I seem to have misplaced a purse. In my room. I don’t know if I remember seeing it while I was busy excavating hidden treasures from my room last week but like where the hell did I put it? I don’t even remember if I brought it to Singapore. I don’t think I did actually. So it should be here. I liked that purse. It was a medium size one where I could fit everything.

WHERE IS IIIIT?!

“There’s no time for romance, we have shit to Avenge.” —

Scarlett Johansson,

on the lack of romantic subplot in The Avengers.

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no romance? but what about the science bros

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Oooh yes. I have the necessary pieces for this outfit. I feel like I should invest in spanx or something though haha.

Oooh yes. I have the necessary pieces for this outfit. I feel like I should invest in spanx or something though haha.

Some of the outfits on here are not work appropriate. Wear professional shorts ffs.

I really hope this job sticks (I’m a bit skeptical still, I’m going to confirm it to myself and the world when I sign the papers, a contract, etc etc) because I get to fucking dress up everyday so I can look like a put together adult to 10 impressionable young adults.

No more uniforms. No more wearing black and white only. I get to fucking mix and match my wardrobe. This gives me so much hope I really wish this pulls through.

May 15

WHAT IS WITH THIS CROP PANTS TREND. I AM 5 FEET TALL AND FOR ME TO PULL OFF THOSE THINGS I’D HAVE TO BE FUCKING SKINNY WHICH I AM NOT WHY IS THIS A TREND. AJOISKDLAS.

I’m just going to look up cheap, office-y stuff at Forever21 and Suzy Shier. I mean yes, they don’t sew their buttons on properly, but whatever, I can deal. I hope this job pulls through. It’s always weird when they call you once you’ve been told that they couldn’t take you.

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