April 2011
Dear villains who are always trying to destroy the world, …then what? Sincerely, realist.
Dear snow, Why do you always get to be on top? Sincerely, grass.
Dear tall people, Being short isn’t so bad. We have rational fears like heights and grizzly bears. You have stupid fears like doorways and ceiling fans. Sincerely, anonymous.
Dear Blank Please Blank.
FUCK YOU PAPER
3.5 MORE PAGES ASFHUJDGHFDSG. I’M RUNNING OUT OF SHIT TO SAY ABOUT MAO DAMMIT.
How to know your paper is shit:
You’re writing it the night before.
You’re writing as you go, without looking at your books/pdfs for research.
You know it’s crap.
It’s just crap.
My paper is so very narrative.
I have to start analyzing things soon or else I’ll be more fucked that I already am.
This paper is slowly sucking the life out of me.
Honestly. I don’t even understand why I can’t write it FUCK.
Things I want to this weekend:
Nothing.
Okay maybe I’ll play some Pokemon
Watch the pilot of the Borgias
Catch up on other shows I’ve missed
Watch Tangled
Watch 300? Perhaps?
Sleep.
Roll around in bed.
NOT WRITE A PAPER HUZZAH
Ponder about studying.
Writing a paper is almost 100 x easier when you...
AHHH. LIFE LESSONS.
'Must of'?
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My friend just pointed that out to me (re: the Al macro about the armor) and now I am forever sad. Seriously. One of the things I do not understand. Ever.
Rice
Cook already, goddammit. Jeust because I’m writing about a famine that killed millions does not necessarily mean that I would like to empathize and also starve.
>_>.
JESUS BALLS I AM JUST A BOTTOMLESS PIT TODAY.
Things that happen when I get to writing:
I need to pee
I’m hungry
I get a migraine
Thanks body, but I have enough resources at my disposal to be willingly distracted. Don’t start hurtiing, only a few more days and we can catch up on sleep and it will be lovely.
ME GUSTAS TU
Manu Chao <3
Not supposed to quote textbooks
BUT THIS IS DESPERATE TIMES, MY DEAR.
Fucking myself over by
changing my paper topic to analyzing Mao Zedong in the individual level of analysis. Yes he fucked up the Great Leap Forward in a very epically fail way but what lead him to doing so?
If I’m going to stay up all night doing this stupid thing, I might as well be partially interested in what I’m writing about. Mao is such a classic case though. Romanticized peasant revolution (Hitler...
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I just am so close to giving up.
This is going to happen for BSD.
I love BSD. I rarely drink and go out but seriously, BSD is just so perfect. And this will be done.
Ingredients:
1 Bottle of your favorite white wine (This recipe is just as delicious with a good red wine, if you so choose)
1 Lemon cut into wedges
1 Orange cut into wedges
1 Lime cut into wedges
1 Peach cut into wedges
1 Cup sliced strawberries
1/2 Cup lemonade or limeade
1/2 Cup Sugar
2 shots...
I just caught the end of this orange cream soda...
dbizzle:
So wait, in the States…cream soda is orange? But it’s just like regular orange pop here? Like Orange Crush… But so does that mean they don’t have Orange Crush in the States? They don’t just call orange pop, “orange pop?” They call it Cream Soda, and don’t have any pink pop like our Cream Soda? Can somebody confirm this for me?
Wut I’m confused. I thought Cream Soda and...
March 2011
AHHHHH.
Well, at least I have an intro paragraph and some things I want to say. ESSAY YOU HAVE TO WRITE YOURSELF SOOON. D: >____<
Why do they even show basketball on Sportscentre?
dbizzle:
Sure, maybe it’s wanted on SportscentER (US).
But SportscentRE (Canada)?
Pretty sure nobody cares.
“To be normal is the ideal aim of the unsuccessful.”
– Carl Jung (via quote-book)
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My eyesight isn't even that bad enough.
But wearing my glasses makes my eyes less tired. Unfortunately, my face is tired of wearing my glasses and it’s just a big dilemma now.
mackisms asked: Not every school says the pledge of allegiance in the morning. when i was in elementary i remember saying it up to maybe 4th grade, after that it stopped. it's not mandated or anything, entirely up to the school. and even if the school does opt to say it, parents/students can opt out. they can't make you recite it.
:)
:)
Paper cut ):
BUT I HAVE A TOPIC AND A POTENTIAL THESIS. WONDERFUL BREAKTHROUGH GUISE.
Paper.
WHAT AM I WRITING YOU ABOUT? LE SHIT I AM LE FUCKED FOR TOMORROW /panic attack.
thing that always bothered me
scatteredwords:
how americans have to do the pledge of allegiance in the morning at school what is this north korea?
Haha, this was done in the Philippines too. It’s just a way of showing nationalism really… something which Canada is greatly lacking. Then again, defining what nationalism in Canada is idk just not done? Oh wells.
I don't want to do this tonight.
I don’t want to do this… ever.
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1. Look up your horoscope for today and tell us...
Don’t let yourself be clouded by gratuitous beliefs; it will be enough to use good common sense so as not to believe that the moon is made of green cheese. At work, patience must prevail in all cases. Money wound is not mortal, but you could have avoided it. Remain yourself, don’t try to resemble others. You’ll lack dynamism and will want to do nothing; or, on the...
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I love it when historians agree with me.
LOL. It’s 2:30 and I am starved and have to do this stupid paper. Bear with me.
